Very dangerous. You go first.
The fact of the matter is that nobody actually likes big crowds. They just won't admit it. So what better way to get back at them for having the nerve to assemble in such numbers quite like gaslighting them into thinking you could be in charge.
Slide into this comfort, pop a few Xans, and just let the honesty flow.
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Flip inside out and machine wash in cold water so you don't ruin it like everything else in your life.