Scuba Bottle 2.0
There's a Kenyan proverb that reads "Treat the earth well. It was not given to you by your parents, it was loaned to you by your children." That means that you need to start taking care of this planet and a 100% recyclable, stainless steel, reusable water bottle is a great place to start because you're either not using one at all or you own some hipster, granola crunch snowflake growler that's definitely not doing you any favors in the dating department.
We had a cool bottle and decided to make this one twice as cool...literally. Double-walled 18/8 stainless steel will keep your coffee hot for 12 hours and your Shirley Temple cold for up to 24. Its powder coated finish is tough enough to put up with the fact that you don't take care of your toys to begin with and its silicone boot is soft enough not to scratch the roof of your Lambo!
Hang this off of your first-line gear belt and start getting laid.